Testimonials From Our Socially Challenged Members
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"At last I have a place where I can act without the fear of being fired" - I. M.Nervous
"Working in a hospital as I do, stress is a normal part of my life. But just two hours a week with The Art Mob can relieve my headaches, clear my sinuses, and make me regular as clockwork." - Martha de Gaetani
"The Mob helped me become a fully functioning human being - once I quit the group and moved to Long Island." - D.H. Larry
"Yeah, well, you know, in the 60's I did lots of acid and other, uhmmm... controlled substances (which I'd liked to point out were not inhaled) and, like, I zoned out for years 'till I heard about The Mob from my drug dealer, and now I'm really happy waiting around for Tuesday night rehearsals, when we get together to tell jokes and drink and talk about Zappa and Leary and Tiny Tim and Tom Lehrer songs, and I feel like I finally belong and I have a place to go where people can groove together and, like, we really dig each other and stuff, and my only regret is that I can't sing." - Anon, B. Anon, Al Anon, and On Anon
"Once I was a serious musician, but after 17 years of Mob rule I've become a caffeine addict and can't go back to a regular paying job." - R. Lieder
I was a soprano, until I became a guy." -Donna Francesca
From Our Sychofan(a)tic Fans:
"Tremendously and educationally inneresting" - Amalgamated Fired Teachers of America
"The hits keep on coming! Congratulations, Mobsters!" - Combined Remnants of the Mafia, Inc.
"If you can not sit, they will not sing it!" - Johnny Cochran
"A lot of pleasant hooey!" - Just Kidding, Jr.
"Get in the car, punk... and drive to their nearest concert! - Sven "The Laser" Hartmann
"We just don't get it" - The New York Times
"It's the music, stupid!" - Bill Clinton
"You're either with them, or against them..." - GW
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